Frases de Bebida – The best phrases of drink!

Frases de Bebida

The best phrases of drink!

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If you, although not alcoholic, loves to drink a cold one, download now!

The best collection of phrases drinks!

Is beer, whiskey, rum, cachaça or caipinha, you have everything on your phone or tablet!

“Neither therapy nor medicine, nor drink, nor friends, nor prayer. The only thing that helps overcome a boy is a man.”

“Alcohol does not make people do things better, it makes them appear less ashamed of doing them harm.”

“That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, filling the body If a good thing happens, you drink to celebrate;. Nothing happens if you drink to something to happen.”

“I’ve taken more alcohol than alcohol took from me.”

“Live each season as they last, breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and let yourself be carried away by the influences of each.”

“Every form of addiction is bad, no matter who is drug, alcohol or idealism.”

“If you were a drink I repeat the dose. If you were a drug, would be in overdose. You, my addiction endless …”

“There is a very drunk alcohol before.’s Selfish and narcissistic spree ignore the others.”

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Quem nunca? – Frases – The best phrases of "Who never" did such a thing! Hilarious!

Quem nunca? - Frases

The best phrases of "Who never" did such a thing! Hilarious!

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The best phrases of “Who never” did such a thing! Hilarious! And totally free!

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“Who has never dreamed of a battery that never download.”

“Who ever used the Ctrl + Shift + N, cast the first stone.”

“That moment of despair when the bus is coming to your stop and the person is sleeping on your side.”

“Who ever donated blood, just to get a day at home, throw the first stone.”

“I hate when I type 61 in tv remote control and will only 6, so I press 1 and goes to 16, then I repeat 1 and goes to 11”

“That moment when you say ‘Okay’, just to not let on that did not understand what the person was talking about.”

“Crying softly, to no one listening. Who has not?”

“Who ever gave a run after stumbling in the street, do not know what it is to be an athlete.”

“Admit it, his mother has lied her age get in free for you on the bus.”

“Who ever said anything out loud, just to fart in disguise?”

“Do not you just get screwed. Gotta have someone to say ‘I told you so!’.”

“That moment when the person says goodbye to you, but still online.”

“Fart and blame the dog. Never Who?”

“Who has never been to class just to see the person you’re enjoying it.”

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Frases Idiotas – The best phrases clueless on your phone or tablet!

Frases Idiotas

The best phrases clueless on your phone or tablet!

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Download the best idiots, beasts, clumsy phrases, nothing to see on your phone, absolutely free!

“Better nudity than ours.”

“A ship flying tava, then he hit and punctured the tire, how many watermelons left over? None, because alligator will not eat lettuce.”

“Idiots expect. Intelligent speak ‘Fuck you’.”

“The cops do not like soap powder. Prefer detergent.”

“People who write ‘I forget’ even deserve to be forgotten.”

“Regret does not kill … just shows how stupid you were.”

“Prevention is better than getting pregnant.”

“The sail feels nothing but Flourescent bulb.”

“My mom keeps saying: No one washes his plate eating, no one gets the room and no one takes house dust Nobody helps me think she will vote in such a ‘Nobody’…”

“My father is an alcoholic so that even the bread is beer.”

“He put GPS in the car and now it’s flatter yourself.”

“Never sent indirect and will never send. Finally, I’m not like some people.”

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Piadas de Papagaio – Enjoy millions of the latest Android apps, games, music, movies, TV, books, magazines & more. Anytime, anywhere, across your devices.

Piadas de Papagaio

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The best collection of jokes parrot! Very funny!

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“The man entered the restaurant and asked the price of chicken in brown sauce.

– Ten real – replied the waiter.

– Ten real? Ta crazy? It’s too expensive!

Then he sees a parrot on a perch behind the counter, turns pro waiter and says:

– You can not you prepare me a brown sauce cheaper?

The waiter looks in the same direction of the customer, understands the hint and answers:

– Is this brown sauce … I can do for you five real …

And the parrot:

– Currupaco! Stay with chicken customer! I’ll pay the difference! “

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Frases Engraçadas – Hahaha – Enjoy millions of the latest Android apps, games, music, movies, TV, books, magazines & more. Anytime, anywhere, across your devices.

Frases Engraçadas - Hahaha

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The best collection of funny phrases absolutely free!

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“When a man asks: Love you warm me I always answer with another question Prefer alcohol or gasoline?.?”

“I do not like talking about obesity … is a very heavy topic.”

“I am in favor of any type of wedding, less than mine.”

“‘I do not like your posts.’ Véi, I do not like your face and’m not complaining.”

“Life is too short to be removing USB safely.”

“Do not just being poor, have to write ‘Vida Loka’ in the cover of the book.”

“To love and not be loved, is the same as smoking a joint and not get stoned.”

“When the sand is too much, my little truck suspects.”

“You see a status 50 tanned, share, and one that loves is the person whom you have shared.”

“People smoke and drink for a few days now and get addicted. Practically the day I spend on Facebook and never indulged me.”

“You’re ugly prettiest I’ve ever seen in my life.”

“I’m so poor, they were assaulting me and gave me 10 dollars to have something for them to steal.”

“I bought a car … the year I was born.”

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Frases de Duplo Sentido – Enjoy millions of the latest Android apps, games, music, movies, TV, books, magazines & more. Anytime, anywhere, across your devices.

Frases de Duplo Sentido

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The best phrases of double meaning now on your mobile!

“In this heat you like a little rain falling over or prefer one behind it?”

“I heard you like vitamin … Hit one with papaya for me?”

“I will win 2000 dollars. 1 Can I put in your savings?”

“If I give you a hundred shirts, you give me a hundred pants …”

“If I go through your clothes, you take iron?”

“Several computer deals. Buying your, win a kit. KitMet or KitPar-iul. Competes and the Kit-en-Earth.”

“I have a doubt … say opinion is that neither ass, each one has its … Do you ever give your opinion?”

“The other day I was cooking an egg and realized I had a chick inside. Imagine if I cook with the chick inside?”

“Come walk with pets? I have a toucan. You with your dog on the front and I’m going with the toucan ago …”

“Come over who else walks.”

“I hear you’re cruising with Kero Kero-woodpecker. How will call the new bird?”

“We’ll buy ten large pizzas. Give it twenty eat?”

“When you go to the fair, you buy a lot of vegetables or just khaki?”

“You give me a bored pants thigh and I’ll give you a stuck in the ass …”

“If a stranger is behind you, you run or just walk?”

“If you falter again will get dirty on the wheel!”

“A friend of mine works with his father long ago. And business is good. Rumor has it that he fell from the mouth of the father in the business and still did grow!”

“When you’re depressed (a) asks you a comfort for someone or you will the psychologist and opens him?”

“If you want to go back home, I can give you some food.”

“What time the sun goes better?”

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Indiretas – As Melhores – Enjoy millions of the latest Android apps, games, music, movies, TV, books, magazines & more. Anytime, anywhere, across your devices.

Indiretas - As Melhores

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The best indirect now on your mobile!

“If not can you beat me, you better trocars enemy.”

“The world is falling apart and you only care if you’re okay!”

“There are times that I do not want to ask, I just want it to happen!”

“No dear, your camera phone ta not blurry. You who are ugly anyway.”

“When you start to understand about self-love, you will know its value.”

“That one just does not pro sapo, because do not know which is male.”

“Honey, is not the resolution that is bad, you is ugly anyway!”

“That moment arrives that a notification ‘guy commented on his status’, you think it is important and when it sees is a ‘kkkkkkk’.”

“Nothing changes if you do not take action, the principle must come from you!”

“Little care what they do or say insignificant, just ignore it.”

“It’s amazing the ability of some people, even with water up to their necks, they can not see that the boat is sinking.”

“I heard a woman say that men are all equal and no pay. Almost asked her how she did all to prove.”

“I do not understand how someone can be addicted to drugs in a world that exists chocolate and internet.”

“I trust suspicious!”

“Before you open your mouth, open your mind.”

“If you say nothing, remain silent!”

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