Frases de Bebida – The best phrases of drink!

Frases de Bebida

The best phrases of drink!

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The best collection of phrases drinks!

Is beer, whiskey, rum, cachaça or caipinha, you have everything on your phone or tablet!

“Neither therapy nor medicine, nor drink, nor friends, nor prayer. The only thing that helps overcome a boy is a man.”

“Alcohol does not make people do things better, it makes them appear less ashamed of doing them harm.”

“That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, filling the body If a good thing happens, you drink to celebrate;. Nothing happens if you drink to something to happen.”

“I’ve taken more alcohol than alcohol took from me.”

“Live each season as they last, breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and let yourself be carried away by the influences of each.”

“Every form of addiction is bad, no matter who is drug, alcohol or idealism.”

“If you were a drink I repeat the dose. If you were a drug, would be in overdose. You, my addiction endless …”

“There is a very drunk alcohol before.’s Selfish and narcissistic spree ignore the others.”

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Quem nunca? – Frases – The best phrases of "Who never" did such a thing! Hilarious!

Quem nunca? - Frases

The best phrases of "Who never" did such a thing! Hilarious!

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The best phrases of “Who never” did such a thing! Hilarious! And totally free!

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“Who has never dreamed of a battery that never download.”

“Who ever used the Ctrl + Shift + N, cast the first stone.”

“That moment of despair when the bus is coming to your stop and the person is sleeping on your side.”

“Who ever donated blood, just to get a day at home, throw the first stone.”

“I hate when I type 61 in tv remote control and will only 6, so I press 1 and goes to 16, then I repeat 1 and goes to 11”

“That moment when you say ‘Okay’, just to not let on that did not understand what the person was talking about.”

“Crying softly, to no one listening. Who has not?”

“Who ever gave a run after stumbling in the street, do not know what it is to be an athlete.”

“Admit it, his mother has lied her age get in free for you on the bus.”

“Who ever said anything out loud, just to fart in disguise?”

“Do not you just get screwed. Gotta have someone to say ‘I told you so!’.”

“That moment when the person says goodbye to you, but still online.”

“Fart and blame the dog. Never Who?”

“Who has never been to class just to see the person you’re enjoying it.”

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Frases Idiotas – The best phrases clueless on your phone or tablet!

Frases Idiotas

The best phrases clueless on your phone or tablet!

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“Better nudity than ours.”

“A ship flying tava, then he hit and punctured the tire, how many watermelons left over? None, because alligator will not eat lettuce.”

“Idiots expect. Intelligent speak ‘Fuck you’.”

“The cops do not like soap powder. Prefer detergent.”

“People who write ‘I forget’ even deserve to be forgotten.”

“Regret does not kill … just shows how stupid you were.”

“Prevention is better than getting pregnant.”

“The sail feels nothing but Flourescent bulb.”

“My mom keeps saying: No one washes his plate eating, no one gets the room and no one takes house dust Nobody helps me think she will vote in such a ‘Nobody’…”

“My father is an alcoholic so that even the bread is beer.”

“He put GPS in the car and now it’s flatter yourself.”

“Never sent indirect and will never send. Finally, I’m not like some people.”

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Frases de Duplo Sentido – Enjoy millions of the latest Android apps, games, music, movies, TV, books, magazines & more. Anytime, anywhere, across your devices.

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The best phrases of double meaning now on your mobile!

“In this heat you like a little rain falling over or prefer one behind it?”

“I heard you like vitamin … Hit one with papaya for me?”

“I will win 2000 dollars. 1 Can I put in your savings?”

“If I give you a hundred shirts, you give me a hundred pants …”

“If I go through your clothes, you take iron?”

“Several computer deals. Buying your, win a kit. KitMet or KitPar-iul. Competes and the Kit-en-Earth.”

“I have a doubt … say opinion is that neither ass, each one has its … Do you ever give your opinion?”

“The other day I was cooking an egg and realized I had a chick inside. Imagine if I cook with the chick inside?”

“Come walk with pets? I have a toucan. You with your dog on the front and I’m going with the toucan ago …”

“Come over who else walks.”

“I hear you’re cruising with Kero Kero-woodpecker. How will call the new bird?”

“We’ll buy ten large pizzas. Give it twenty eat?”

“When you go to the fair, you buy a lot of vegetables or just khaki?”

“You give me a bored pants thigh and I’ll give you a stuck in the ass …”

“If a stranger is behind you, you run or just walk?”

“If you falter again will get dirty on the wheel!”

“A friend of mine works with his father long ago. And business is good. Rumor has it that he fell from the mouth of the father in the business and still did grow!”

“When you’re depressed (a) asks you a comfort for someone or you will the psychologist and opens him?”

“If you want to go back home, I can give you some food.”

“What time the sun goes better?”

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Piadas de Papagaio – Enjoy millions of the latest Android apps, games, music, movies, TV, books, magazines & more. Anytime, anywhere, across your devices.

Piadas de Papagaio

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The best collection of jokes parrot! Very funny!

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“The man entered the restaurant and asked the price of chicken in brown sauce.

– Ten real – replied the waiter.

– Ten real? Ta crazy? It’s too expensive!

Then he sees a parrot on a perch behind the counter, turns pro waiter and says:

– You can not you prepare me a brown sauce cheaper?

The waiter looks in the same direction of the customer, understands the hint and answers:

– Is this brown sauce … I can do for you five real …

And the parrot:

– Currupaco! Stay with chicken customer! I’ll pay the difference! “

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Frases Engraçadas – Hahaha – Enjoy millions of the latest Android apps, games, music, movies, TV, books, magazines & more. Anytime, anywhere, across your devices.

Frases Engraçadas - Hahaha

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“When a man asks: Love you warm me I always answer with another question Prefer alcohol or gasoline?.?”

“I do not like talking about obesity … is a very heavy topic.”

“I am in favor of any type of wedding, less than mine.”

“‘I do not like your posts.’ Véi, I do not like your face and’m not complaining.”

“Life is too short to be removing USB safely.”

“Do not just being poor, have to write ‘Vida Loka’ in the cover of the book.”

“To love and not be loved, is the same as smoking a joint and not get stoned.”

“When the sand is too much, my little truck suspects.”

“You see a status 50 tanned, share, and one that loves is the person whom you have shared.”

“People smoke and drink for a few days now and get addicted. Practically the day I spend on Facebook and never indulged me.”

“You’re ugly prettiest I’ve ever seen in my life.”

“I’m so poor, they were assaulting me and gave me 10 dollars to have something for them to steal.”

“I bought a car … the year I was born.”

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Indiretas – As Melhores – Enjoy millions of the latest Android apps, games, music, movies, TV, books, magazines & more. Anytime, anywhere, across your devices.

Indiretas - As Melhores

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The best indirect now on your mobile!

“If not can you beat me, you better trocars enemy.”

“The world is falling apart and you only care if you’re okay!”

“There are times that I do not want to ask, I just want it to happen!”

“No dear, your camera phone ta not blurry. You who are ugly anyway.”

“When you start to understand about self-love, you will know its value.”

“That one just does not pro sapo, because do not know which is male.”

“Honey, is not the resolution that is bad, you is ugly anyway!”

“That moment arrives that a notification ‘guy commented on his status’, you think it is important and when it sees is a ‘kkkkkkk’.”

“Nothing changes if you do not take action, the principle must come from you!”

“Little care what they do or say insignificant, just ignore it.”

“It’s amazing the ability of some people, even with water up to their necks, they can not see that the boat is sinking.”

“I heard a woman say that men are all equal and no pay. Almost asked her how she did all to prove.”

“I do not understand how someone can be addicted to drugs in a world that exists chocolate and internet.”

“I trust suspicious!”

“Before you open your mouth, open your mind.”

“If you say nothing, remain silent!”

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Piadas de Loira – As Melhores – Enjoy millions of the latest Android apps, games, music, movies, TV, books, magazines & more. Anytime, anywhere, across your devices.

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The best blonde jokes on your mobile now!

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“Why does a blonde only changes the diaper of her baby once a week?

Because the packaging is written. “To 6-8 pounds” “

“Two blondes were talking in a bar when they started talking about kids (since both had small children) and one of them said:

– Ai Girlfriend My son is already walking is 6 months

And other dumb blonde replies

Nosaaaaaaaa-then it should have all right away huh “

“A blonde and a brunette were walking down the sidewalk, when suddenly the brunette said:

– Look, a dead bird!

So the blonde looked up and said:

– Where “?

“Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted “.

“What do you call a fly that goes inside the head of a blonde?

A Space-Invader! “

“Q: What do you call a blonde with a brain?

A: Pregnant. “

Blonde jokes!

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Coisas de Pobre – As Melhores! – Things poor that everyone does! Die laughing with this app!

Coisas de Pobre - As Melhores!

Things poor that everyone does! Die laughing with this app!

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The poor things everyone does! Die laughing with this app!

“Walking hanging on the door of the bus.”

“Licking the metal lid of yogurt.”

“Putting steel wool on the TV antenna.”

“Putting swimsuit or bikini and sunbathe on the dam, the slab or behind the house.”

“Running behind the umbrella on the beach shouting – Pega Pega!”

“Sign from shop to shop asking prices and say that’s just taking a look.”

“Making football game with the teams” shirt “and” shirtless “.”

“Keep swinging lamp burned to see if she goes back to work.”

“Go to work by bike and say it’s just to keep fit.”

“Harnessing plastic soda bottle and store it in the refrigerator with water.”

“Igniting tin with alcohol in the bathroom on cold days.”

“Dry shoes behind the refrigerator.”

“Receiving visit and show the whole house.”

“Decorate vase with dried flower.”

“Save beer or soda with spoon hanging not to lose the gas.”

“Buy new car and not take plastics to say that is new.”

“Tying dog wired light.”

“Licking the tip eraser to erase mistakes.”

“Running the whole house with Hawaiian slipper in hand behind cheap.”

“Use clothespin to close bag of rice, sugar, etc..”

“Copy clothes model in the window and then do at home.”

“Put cotton in a Christmas tree to give effect snow.”

“Go spit on his elbow to soften.”

“Save leftover soap and then make one ball.”

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Cúmulos – Os Melhores – Enjoy millions of the latest Android apps, games, music, movies, TV, books, magazines & more. Anytime, anywhere, across your devices.

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The best phrases and jokes Cumulus! Hahaha!

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“The height of courage is embracing a suicide bomber.”

“The height of the economy and stop taking water for not spending the kidneys.”

“The height of Doubt is a thief robbing senate full of politicians and someone yell, Stop thief!”

“The height of view is you drop ten black belts with a glance.”

“The height of loneliness, is play chess alone and cheat.”

“The height of loud fart farting is a heavy metal show and everyone listening.”

“The height of loneliness is you have to break eggs in yourself on your birthday.”

“The height of patience is watching a race of slugs in slow motion.”

“The height of goodness is pity quench thirst.”

“The height of stupidity is running around a round table and hitting his head on the corner.”

“The height of Education is releasing a fart in a plastic bag and preserve it closed.”

“The height of stupidity is reaching an antiquities museum and ask: So What’s New?”

“The height of stealing in the game, is to play ‘rock, paper, scissors’ with a crab.”

“The shortage is expected height of a Jehovah’s Witness knock your door just to have someone to talk to.”

“The height of dwarfism is the woman stumble cordinha in the OB.”

“The height of pain is climb a ladder slides and jumping into a pool of acetone.”

“The height of luck is being hit by an ambulance.”

“The height of loneliness is type in Google Translate ‘I love you!’ and push the button ‘hear’. “

“The height of the noise is two skeletons making love on top of the tin roof.”

“The height of early death is to apply lethal injection in semen.”

“The height of ingratitude is hitchhiking flag and charge the driver 2.”

“The height of ugliness is go watch faces contest and win without even be participating.”

“The height of bad aim is to throw a stone on the ground and miss!”

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